___4e1. Devils in disguise__

Monday, July 31, 2006

hi all!

i wonder how many of you look at the jokes in every reader's digest every time you received it.
it is split into many if i m not wrong.
mr.ong mention about de-stress today. i saw make 2 jokes today. hopefully, it can make all of you happy. sometimes, it is kind of lame and you might have heard it somewhere. so if tt's the chance, plz forgive me.

All in a day's work

This is what happens. There was this particular driver who is new to this company. He was asked to drive for a particular bus service. This is what he did during his first day of work. He got onto the bus and picked up his first few passengers. Shortly after he left the interchange, he turned back to talk to the 30 passengers on board. He asked, " How do you get to the other interchange?" Luckily, a woman on board helped him throughout the journey and he got to the other interchange without going the wrong way.

After that, the management got to know about this driver about how he performed on the first day. The management was discussing whether to sack the driver. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a staff shouted and said, " That is no need to sack him. Now he knows the way to the other interchange!"

Life's like that

Last Sunday, my dad bought a new stand fan as the one in my storeroom had spoilt. I was busy doing other things inside my room. When i heard about the new stand fan, I asked my brother what is the price of it. In my room, I could hear my dad say, " $299." The first thing in my mind is "so expensive". However, before I could confirm the correct price with my dad, he said, " Add a full-stop somewhere in between the numbers, son!"

PSYCHO! Declares
@ [7:48 PM]

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4E1.

We are a notoriously quiet class. We are
to have a capable, understanding, caring,
brilliant and simply wonderful form teacher,
Mr Ong. We are bombarded by many burdens,
homework not the least. Yes, the immense
amount of homework drives us a little crazy, but
we understand that it is beneficial nonetheless

Subjects and the respective teachers:

English_______Ms Adlin
Physics_______Mrs Chong
Chemistry_____Ms Chiang
Biology________Mrs Wee
Geography_____Ms Goh
SocialStudies___Ms Adlin
Chinese_______Ms Chin
Malay_________Mr Amran
P.E___________Ms Wong
Mathematics____Mr Ong
CME____________Mr Ong

haha. CHINESE NEW YEAR CELEBRATION O6! we were so busy then.

notice huifang? she's been so busy ever since the morning starts. and look at clarence with his phone. CATCH HIM! haha.

lol. look at how stressed the people were. saw adeline? stressed herself too much =X
look at huifang. she's selling her kachang puteh! lol [kidding] xD