___4e1. Devils in disguise__

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Hi all,

I know everyone is anticipating a post from me since Mr.Ong instructed me to do so(like robot like that lol). Well so here i am. Since this is my 1st time posting, I do hope all of u will guide me along. Any similarities to real life people are just coincidental. All spellings and wrongly used pharse are merely typo errors lol(this will make it flawless hehehe). Any pharses or passages which is insulting or personally attacking u..i am deeply sorry for it as i am a peaceful person who has no enemies and do not wish to have any.

So,

Sit back, relax(can take some popcorn if u want)

What i will be writing is not someone who think he has a perfect life will want to see..it is something..quite hilarous...quite dangerous too as u might fall off ur chair and roll on the floor laughing..haha...

It is not too late to close this window and be a mama boy, papa boy, aunt boy. This post is meant to be informal, funny and out of this world. So if u are someone who is very serious like Jia Sheng who cant even stand a lame joke, I suggest u close this window now. So tighthen ur seat belts and get ready.

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.....................................99.9999999%......Jam!!LOL

Juz kidding haha...all so excited ah..lol

How to distress u say? Hmm..tough question..this is stressful...

Uh no i am feeling stress..wad to do?? Do not fret, for i will save all of u stressful ppl out there.

There are several ways to distress..i will start with the more common 1 and it will get more lame gradually(for the purpose of distressing u) as some people need different methods to get distress.

1. Do the things u like to do

E.g. Play the piano, watch tv, play the computer or even..man u gonna like it....watch Chio Bu in Sentosa haha(Jw now i know why u not so stress lol)

2. Do the things u don't like to do

Hmm..why do the things u don't like to do? Well it is the same method as psychoing ppl. When u do the things u don't like to do..u will usually forget the things around u and spent more effort doing it as it is something u are probably not familiar with. It might sound weird but as i say..it works for some people.

3.Yes...the traditional method...message ur head..eyes..shoulders...arms..legs...(I know wad u are thinking about now..dirty minded ppl). It helps to circulate ur blood...but i think i doesn't work for me lol..Sorry Mr.Ong...no hard feelings

4. Ok this one works for me like magic..and i hope it does to you! Watch Spongbob Squarepants hahahahah..5.30 pm kids central..see u there and make sure u are not holding on to any popcorn by now..wahhahahaha...

5. Ok last but not least(i scare later write too much), share lame jokes with other people.(Apparently it doesnt work for Jia Sheng..someone out there plz help him..)

E.g One fine day, a wolf spotted a rabbit not far away. The rabbit, having supersonic ears, heard the wolf approaching. The wolf gave chase until it reached the Mrt station. Juz when he managed to catch the rabbit, he released it. Why??

If u wanna know the answer, plz contact me in school. For more suggestions on how to distress..also contact me in school.

Hope u had fun reading my post( For some of u..u might be feeling even more stressed for wasting ur time reading this instead of being a nerd doing ur A maths homework question 4-11 right?? lol..doing work is fine but learn to relax a bit yea...juz like wad hongjie said..all work no play makes Jack(who is Jack btw..pirate of the carribeans?.0.O) a dull boy)

And finally, hmm..i dunno how to end a post..well..Wei Jie can i ask a favour of u..can u put up a new poll on ''Wad is ur favourite movie?'' yea? Then put any 5 popular movies lo..

Thanks a lot

_-=+*Maplefan signing off*+=-_

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haha. CHINESE NEW YEAR CELEBRATION O6! we were so busy then.

notice huifang? she's been so busy ever since the morning starts. and look at clarence with his phone. CATCH HIM! haha.

lol. look at how stressed the people were. saw adeline? stressed herself too much =X
look at huifang. she's selling her kachang puteh! lol [kidding] xD